Parker’s Proverb #1

proverb is a brief, simple, and popular saying, or a phrase that gives advice and effectively embodies a commonplace truth based on practical experience or common sense. A proverb may have an allegorical message behind its odd appearance.

-Proverb definition.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-A Churchill Proverb